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Five Nights at Friedrich's

June 27, 2025

Willkommen to Friedrich's Pizza! A mystical, magical, fantastical restaurant where anything is possible. Our headlining act is, of course, the great Friedrich and his band of lifelike, near-sentient animatronic friends! We are thrilled to have you on board on this life-changing... You know what? Cut the crap. These things are going to straight up f@cking kill you. Not even exaggerating. I have no idea what their problem is. They almost seem to be having fun with it. But they wanna rip off your