Incompatible Fusion Machine

A scene kid's misadventure SOMEBODY *cough* Amy *cough* stole an ANCIENT ARTIFACT and alerted the GODDAMN ALIENS to all of the magic locations on planet Earth. Now it's up to SOMEBODY *cough* Amy *cough* to fix it so that the ALIENS don't KIDNAP ALL MAGIC HUMANS AND EXPERIMENT ON THEM. Why did you do it Amy? WHY!?