Rule with an Iron Fish

"A stands for Adventure… and ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Armed with your trusty fishing rod, the seas are your oyster! Become the greatest pirate captain that ever fished. Add more pirates to your burgeoning island town! Listen to all their ridiculous complaints! Fish in ludicrous locations like swamps, active volcanos and the sky! Catch scientifically-inaccurate fish like pseudocarps, weaponized pufferfish and passive-aggressive piranhas! Throw rotten fish at your rivals! Dredge up components like

"A stands for Adventure… and ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Armed with your trusty fishing rod, the seas are your oyster! Become the greatest pirate captain that ever fished. Add more pirates to your burgeoning island town! Listen to all their ridiculous complaints! Fish in ludicrous locations like swamps, active volcanos and the sky! Catch scientifically-inaccurate fish like pseudocarps, weaponized pufferfish and passive-aggressive piranhas! Throw rotten fish at your rivals! Dredge up components like pirate spit and old beards to construct outstandingly-unseaworthy vessels. Emancipate your sibling from the dreadful clutches of the kraken! Fish your way to glory in Rule with an Iron Fish. A tall tale of pirates gone fishy."