Thine Rogueth

The tales of Dirk McSteel are legend. True, he wasn't much of a fighter, but boy could he run! And run he did, collecting five Treasures of Complacency in the Temple of Forgotten Spine Monsters, or so it is told. Such a brave adventurer was he, risking life and limb at every turn, 'til that dreadful dungeon devoured him whole, never to be seen again. But what if I told you he was still alive? And if one acted fast, they might be able to save him... And there's something more. For some curious

The tales of Dirk McSteel are legend. True, he wasn't much of a fighter, but boy could he run! And run he did, collecting five Treasures of Complacency in the Temple of Forgotten Spine Monsters, or so it is told. Such a brave adventurer was he, risking life and limb at every turn, 'til that dreadful dungeon devoured him whole, never to be seen again. But what if I told you he was still alive? And if one acted fast, they might be able to save him... And there's something more. For some curious reason, saving him is worth more than all twelve treasures combined. Now wilt Thine Rogueth?!